BOO-YAH BIOTCH

went to the msi show and it was GREAT
i saw lynz she was so hot god i love her she was awesome
sarah got married subday night and it was awesome she looked so beautiful
i started crying
she is lucky
she has a perfect guy go sarah
CONGRATS TO SARAH ON HER FUTURE BABY
im so excited for her
shes going to be even cuter
i love lindsay lail she is perfect

mindless is coming yay
i love lindsay
my son got his first tooth
im so happy for sarah yay
work blows ass
i want taco bell for anyone that knows me knows i would die if there wasnt taco bell

HERES A STORY ONLY LINDSAY WILL LAUGH AT I WAS AT CORTEZ PARK TAKING PICTURE OF JOSHS COUSINS AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND I WAS ON THE ROCKS AND FELL OFF AND TRIPPED AND FLEW LIKE 20 FEET NO IM NOT HURT BUT THANKS FOR UR CONCERN I FUCKING BROKE MY CAMERA IM SO FUCKING SAD I WANNA CRY
IT SUCKS ASS
WORK SUCKS ASS
I MISS LINDSAY I WISH I WOULD KIDNAP HER AND KEEP HER IN MY POCKET WHICH SHE WOULD SOME HOW TURN INTO HER OWN LITTLE KINGDOM OUT OF POCKET LINT AND SPARE CHANGE!
GOD DAMN IM FUCKING CLEAVER
WORK SUCKS
WENT TO OUTBACK FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT WAS NASTY THE SERVICE SUCKS THE WAITRESS WAS ON SPEED I SWEAR
I GOT PAID TODAY HOLLA
I GOT TO GO GET SOME PICTURES DEVELOPED AND BUY SOME SHIT I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BUY BUT I KNOW I NEED TO BUY SOMETHING
MASE MIGHT BE JOINING G-UNIT AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY MASE AND G-UNIT GOD DAMN I THINK GOD IS FINALLY LISTENING TO ME
WOW I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING DID U KNOW THAT KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE FROM PLANKTON LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HAND KINDA HURTS FROM MY FLIGHT
I HAD TO BUY DUSTIN A NEW CAR SEAT CUZ HIS LITTLE FEETIES WERE HANGING OUT THE END SO I GOT HIM A NEW ONE
HE PULLS HIMSELF UP AND STANDS BY HIM SELF I HATE IT HES GOING TO FALL I KNOW THAT BUT I DONT LIKE IT
IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
IM HELLY BORED I HAD TACOBELL AND BOY WAS IT GROSS AND I LOVE TACO BELL CHICKEN QUISADILLA *I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG*

Current Mood: bored

THIS GOES TO ONE PERSON SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS
HUNNY I THINK U ARE PEEFECT U WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR U
I KNOW I AINT ALWAYS AROUND WITH ME WORKING ALOT I DONT GET TO SEE U AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE
I WOULD GIVE U MY NUMBER WHAT I DONT KNOW IT NO LIE MANING
U ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFULLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND IF SOME ONE CANT SEE THAT THEN U DONT NEED THEM I KNOW IT HURTS BUT BABY U ARE THE BEST AND I WOULD DIE FOR U AND ILL BE THEE FOR U THREW ANYTHIN
HUNNY U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN LOL
WHEN U GET DOWN ABOUT UR LIFE REMEBER IT COULD BE WORST U COULD BE TAMMY AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT TAMMYS FAT AND OHHHH YEAH SHE SUCKS
U ARE THE COOLEST AND I LOVE U AND I HOPE THAT THIS MADE U FEEL EVEN THE LITTLEST BIT M0ORE HAPPY

im bored sitting here watching sponge bob cuz dustin seems to really loike it and i dont know why
he also likes invader zim and fairlyodd parents
he sits up and crawls around holds his bottle says mama dada bobba
and hes not even 7 months yet
hes got game is a stud muffin he gets that from me duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i saw lindsay and he was hot like always hes awesome i love her so much
aaron sucks hahahahahaha sorry ronnie
randis babies are so big they do so much they are so cute
malindas baby is so cute now i must admit he did have a big head but now he is so cute too

Current Mood: blah

dude its like 6:18 in the morning and im sitting up at the computer all alone
im bored and i have to goto work at 7:30
i miss u lindsay
i love you
even hought tammys fat
holy shit i saw the g unit bus holy shit
lol
i was at midas delivering parts and some african american dude was all talking to me and
asked me out
i was like weirded out i dont know why
maybe cuz guys suck

HEY HEY HEY ITS BEEN LIKE A GRIP SINCE I TAPPED THIS BITCH LOL HAHAHAHA
TODAY MY SON TURNS 6 MONTHS TODAY OHHHHHHH YEAH HES A PIMP HES GOT HUNNIES EVERYWHERE!
I WORK AT FUCKING AUTOZONE DRIVING THEIR TRUCKS TO DELIEVER PARTS TO PLACES LIKE FIRESTONE AND MIDAS IT SUCKS!
IM BORED SITTING AT MY MOM HOUSE WATCHING ROBERT! WHO IS NOW 4 YEARS OLD THATS FUCKING MIND BLOWING I REMEMBER WHEN ROBERT WAS A ITTY BITTY BABY! FUCKING CRAZY!
MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO EVERYTHING WAS RIPPED OUT BUT THE COPS CAUGHT THE KIDS BEFORE THEY GOT ANY WHERE DUMBASS KIDS

[] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[X] I have drankin alcohol.
[X] Smoked Weed
[X] I've run away from home
[X] I listen to political music.
[] I collect comic books.
[X] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[X] open up to others easily
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I watch the news.
[X] I own over 5 rap CDs
[ ] I own an ipod or mp3
[X] I own something from Hot Topic
[X] I love Disney movies.
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ringtone.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam
[X] I bake well
[X] I would wear pajamas to school
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[X] I have a job
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[X] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS...
[X] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[X] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I have many scars
[X] I've been out of this country
[x] I believe in ghosts and or spirits
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I see a therapist.
[ ] I love chocolate
[X] I bite my nails.
[X] I am comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games/video games when i'm bored.
[X] Gotten lost in your city.
[X] Saw a shooting star
[X] Been to any other countries
[X] I Had a serious Surgery...
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[X] I have Kissed a Stranger
[X] Hugged a stranger
[X] Been in a fist fight
[X] Been arrested or sat in the back of a cop car?!
[X] Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose.
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[X] Swore at your parents.
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[ ] Been skydiving
[X] Broken a bone...
[X] Played spin the bottle.
[X] Gotten stitches...
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[X] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[X] Gotten the chicken pox
[] Crashed into a friend's car .
[ ] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi
[X] Shoplifted
[X] Been fired
[X] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[X] Stole something from your job
[] Gone on a blind date
[X] Lied to a friend
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] Celebrated mardi gras in New Orleans
[ ] Been to Europe
[X] Slept with a co-worker.
[X] Saw someone dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been to Canada
[X] Been on a plane
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar..
[ ] Eaten Sushi.
[X] Had sex.
[X] Been Skiing
[ ] Been ice skating
[ ] Hooked up at a party
[ ] Had a threesome
[X] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Been to a moto cross show
[ ] Gone to college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers
[X] Had someone cheat on you
[X] Cheated on someone else.
[X] Were so fuckin bored u took this survey

E - You are a very exciting person
L - Love is something you deeply believe in.
I - You are always smiling and making others smile.
Z - You're always fighting with someone
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people
E - You are a very exciting person
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
H - You are not judgmental

WORKS SUX ASS
BUT HEY AT LEAST ITS MONEY
IM SO BORED RIGHT NOW!
MY BABY IS ALMOST 4 MONTHS NOW HE IS SO BIG!
I CALL HIM MY BIG GUY!
HES SO CUTE!
HES TALL THO MAN HES RIGHT ON WITH WEIGHT BUT HES TALLER THAN MOST BABIES HIS AGE!!!
HES GOING TO BE A BASKETBALL PLAYER AND BUY ME A HOUSE AND SHIT!
HE TOLD ME! WELL NOT EXACTLY BUT WHAT EVER!
ARTED BUYING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR HIM I GOT HIM A BATMAN CAR CUZ HE ALREADY LOVES BATMAN!
HE LOVES FING NEMO AND CARE BEARS AND MONSTERS INC.
HES MY WORLD!
THERES NO BETTER PERSON TO ME THAN HIM!
MY WHOLE LIFE IS AROUND HIM AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!
I PUT MONEY IN A PIGGY BANK FOR HIM SO WHEN HE WANTS SOMETHING HE HAS THE MONEY RIGHT THERE FOR HIM!
SO JOSH BROKE THE CAR YAY!
BUT ITS FIXABLE!
IM SICK RIGHT NOW MY NOSE IS ALL STUFFY AND RUNNY ITS CRAZY
MY SISTER KELLIE IS 17 NOW WOW I STILL THINK OF HER AS BEING 10!
SHE LIVES WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHO MAKES SURE SHE GETS TO SCHOOL AND MAKES SURE SHE DOES HER HOME WORK AND MAKES SURE SHE WELL TAKEN CARE OF HES A GOOD GUY!
THEY JUST GOT A NEW FERRET NAMED STEVE!
ITS A BABY AND HE IS SO CUTE!
ITS GREAT CUZ ANYONE WHO KNOWS KELLIE KNOWS SHES A SMARTASS AND LOVES NO ONE BUT SHE TELLS ME ALL THE TIME THAT SHE LOVES ME!
GOD I MISS HER SO MUCH!!!!!!
MY SISITER BELLIE IS 14 ALMOST 15 SHE IS SO AWESOME!
SHE IS DOING GRAET IN SCHOOL AND LAST I HEARD SHE WAS GOING TO GO TO PROM WITH SOMEGUY AWWWWW!!!!
MY BROTHER GOT A NEW JOB AT SOME JAIL HE HAD TO GO THROUGH TRAINING WHERE HE GOT SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH PEPPER SPRAY AND DAMN HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP TOO!
MY MOM WENT BACK TO SCHOOL TO BE SOMETHING IN SOME DOCTORS OFFICE AND NOW SHES GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TO BE SOMETHING ELSE IN A DOCTORS OFFICE!IM PROUD OF HER!
LINDSAY IS THE BEST! I LOVE HER SO MUCH! SERIOUSLY MY LIFE WOULD STOP IF SHE WASNT IN IT!
SARAH IS DOING HER PICTURE THING AND DOING IT WELL AND SHES ABOUT TO GET MARRIED SHE AWESOME I LOVE HER TOO!
WELL IM OUT

Current Mood: sick
Current Music: DARK LOTUS"JUGGALO FAMILY" HAHA NOT

i saw mindless and they were awesome!
lynz looked really good and steve righ wasnt even there it was some queer talking about doing coke and sleeping until 5 in the pm!
aaron and brittany got kicked out i will admit it would have been better with them there!

WENT BOWLING LAST NIGHT WITH JOSH LINDSAY AND AARON!
LETS JUST SAY I DONT KNOW WHY ALL OF THEM PLAY(THEY SUCK HARD)
I BEAT THEM ALL LIKE 4 TIMES SAD REALLY BUT WHAT ARE U GUNNA DO!
I WASNT ABOUT TO CUT THEM SOME SLACK!HELL NO!
I MEAN COME ON THEY DONT DESERVE IT!
THEY WERE TALKING SOME MUCH SHIT!
AND LOOK WHO KICKED THEIR ASS!
AFTER BOWLING WE WENT AND PLAYED SOME POOL AT A HOOKAH BAR THINGY VERY INTRESTING!
GOD I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER, I WISH I WAS A BALLER,WISH I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED GOOD I WOULD CALL HER, WISH I HAD A RABBIT IN A HAT WITH BAT, 6 4 IMPALA
THEN LINDSAY HAD TO GO TO WALMART TO GET SOCK FOR BOWLING AND AFTER WE GOT OUT OF WALMART HEADING TOWARDS THE BOWLING ALLEY WHEN THIS BITCH WEARING A TARP FLIPPED UP OF SO I YELLED AT HER AND FLIPPED HER BACK OFF!
MUCH TO OUR SURPRISE WE WERE SITTING THERE AT THE LIGHT WHEN THAT FAT MOO MOO WEARING BITCH WAS COMING UP TO THE CAR AND LINDSAY YELLS ELIZABETH LOCK UR DOOR SO I DID EVEN THO I WAS STILL CONFUSED ABOUT WHY!THEN I LOOK UP AND SHAMOO WAS AT THE CAR U KNOW WHAT THE FAT BITCH DID SHE SPIT ALL OVER THE CAR LIKE SHE WAS GETTING IT WET TO SOFTEN IT SO SHE CAN EAT IT SO WE TURNED AROUND WALKED IN TO T.G.I.FRIDAYS AND BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO GET ONE WORD OUT LINDSAY CAME WITH THE QUICKNESS AND THE MEANESS!THAT FAT COW STARTED LAUGHING LINDSAY WAS GOING TO SPIT ON HER BUT COULDNT GET ENOUGH IN HER MOUTH TO DO ANYTHING AND RIGHT WHEN I GO TO SAY SOME THING HERE COMES LINDSAY AGAIN WITH THE MADDNESS!
THEN HER CHINESE FRIEND JUMPED IN FRONT OF US AND WAS LIKE " SHE MADE A MISTAKE SHES SORRY" SO LINDSAY STARTSGOING OFF AGAIN THEN FATTY MCTWINKYSON
SAID SORRY TO LINDSAY AND WENT ABOUT EATING THE TABLE!
GREAT NIGHT HUH!
FAT BITCHES EQUAL SICK DESPRATE GIRLS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION!

Current Mood: okay

SO MY BABY BOY IS TEETHING AND HE IS KINDA CRANKY SOMETIMES BUT I STILL LOVE HIM LOL
HE LEARNED HOW TO GRAB ON TO SHIT AND NOT LET GO!ITS GREAT I NEARLY CRIED WHEN I SAW HIM PICK UP A TOY AND START PLAYING WITH IT!
HES SO SMART! AND CUTE!
CONGRATS TO MY GIRL SARAH!
I KNOW IT WILL LAST CUZ U GUYS ARE MENT TO BE!
ALL THE BEST TO HER AND HER BOY TOY!
LOTS OF LOVE!
I LOVE YOU!
P.S.
LINDSAY ONLY BEAT ME AT BOWLING CUZ I WAS EATING FRENCH FRIES AND MY HAND WERE GREASY AND GREASE AND BOWLING BALLS DONT MIX!
SHE BOWLS LIKE A SAD RETARD I SWEAR ITS SAD REALLY!

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: XZIBIT "HEY NOW"

Uh huh, this my sh*t
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t [4x]

I heard that you were talking sh*t
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t [4x]

Let me hear you say, this sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, the shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t [4x

Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: gwen stefani "hollaback girl"

Elizabeth, dont talk shit about me. I try being nice to you I TRY SO HARD! UR A LIENG, GOLD DIGGING, DICK CRAVING, tYPICAL FUCKIN FEMALE... YET I STICK WITH UR BULLSHIT AND YOU TALK SHIT?!?! GO FUCKIN CRY ABOUT ROBERT. Dont act like you love me and talk shit about me ... Racist, and liars, and bad people are going to hell. Keep fucking ur life up (not mine, my life is strait as hell) and ur going to hell...You, Dimebag, and ur cousin, can all re-unite.

some one said this to me and u know whaeven though i forgive this person for what they said it still hurts alot!
is this really what people think of me?
i hope not!
cuz thats not me!
i try to care and i try to be a good person!
it just really hurts!

joshs dads girlfriends dad died and i feel real bad!
i hate death alot!
i seriously think no one should die!
it seems everywhere i go im surrended by death! i hate DEATH

SO WE GO TO GO TO THE SHOW AND THEY ARE FUCKING SOLD OUT SO WE GO TO THE BIG FISH PUB AND WAIT 3 TO4 HOURS FOR KMK TO SHOW AND THEY FINALLY DID AND LETS SAY DADDY X IS AS UGLY AS HE LOOKS ON TV MAYBE EVEN UGLIER!
BOBBY B IS SCAREY LOOKING KINDA LIKE A DOG OF SOME SORT!HES NICE AND ALL MY SACREY LOOKING YO!
D-LOC KINDA RUDE BUT OOOOOHHH SOOOO CUTE!
RICHTER IS AN ASSHOLE AND HES UGLY AS SHIT NO LIE!
THE TAXMAN WAS THERE I HATE HIM SO MUCH HES REALLY KINDA OLD LOOKING!
PAKALIEKA GETS ALOT MORE GIRLS THAN ANYONE ELSE AND HE AINT AS TALL AS U THINK!
DADDY X HAD THIS BODY GUARD WHO HAD TO WEIGHT AT LEAST 550!
WHY DADDY X U ASK I DONT FUCKING KNOW I DIDNT SEE ONE PERSON TALK TO HIM NO LIE! WHY WOULD SUCH A LOSER NEED A FLIPPIN BODY GUARD?AND FOR SOME WEIRD REASON RICHTER DOES NOT CARE FOR ANDY TO MUCH I DONT KNOW WHY BUT HE DONT!
WELL KMK SUCKS ASS

Current Mood: bored

SO I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN!
I HAD MY DAMN GALL BLADDER REMOVED!
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT MY GALL BLADDER DID SO I GUESS IT WAS THAT IMPORTANT U KNOW!
THE NURSES AT THUNDERBIRD HOSPITAL SUCKS ASS!
ONE WAS ON SPEED I SWEAR AND THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE WHO DIDNT DO HER JOB AT ALL I HAD TO ASK FOR PAIN MEDS AND ALL SHE WOULD BRING ME WAS PERKASET WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME MORPHIN DUMB BITCH!
THEN I HAD THIS REALLY COOL ONE WHO BROKE MY FEVER FOR ME!SHE WAS GOD!
NOW I HAVE 4 HOLE IN MY TUMMY! AND IT FUCKING HURTS DUDE!
OUCHHHHH!!!!
I LOVE HOW BEFORE THE BABY I WAS NEVER IN THE HOSPITAL I HAD NEVER STAY OVER NIGHT THEN I STAYED WHEN I HAD THE BABY DUHH AND NOW IT LIKE 2 WEEKS LATER AND BAM I RIGHT BACK AT THE GOD DAMN HOSPITAL!
STUPID HOSPITAL I HATE THEM!

Current Mood: exhausted

WELL DUSTIN WENT TO THE DOCTOR YESTERDAY TO GET HIS PEE PEE CUT!
HE DID VERY WELL THEY MADE IT SO HE FEELS NO PAIN AFTER THEY DID IT!
ITS SOME NEW THING I GUESS COURTNEYS BABY GOT IT DONE THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY AND IM SURE SHE FREAKED OUT LIKE I DID!
I WAS SO SAD!
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS BUY HIM SOME ICE CREAM EVEN THO HE CANT EAT IT! U KNOW HOW ICE CREAM MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!
I MISS LINDSAY SHE NEEDS TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW THEN COME OVER AND SHIT!
I LOVE U MA!
AND RANDY NEEDS TO WRITE SOMETHING IN HER JOURNAL I ALWAYS GO TO READ IT AND THERE NOTHING THERE I SWEAR SHES A TURD LOL

I HAD MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY ON FRIDAY NIGHT AT 9:45 PM!
HES SO BEAUTIFUL GOD DAMN!
I ALWAYS FIND MY SELF LOOKING AT HIM AND CRYING CUZ I DONT WANT HIM TO FEEL ONE OUNCE OF SADDNESS OR PAIN!
HES ONLY BEEN HERE 5 DAYS AND HES ALREADY MY WHOLE LIFE AND WORLD!
AND HE SLEEPS THREW THE NIGHT WHAT A GOOD BABY!
WELL ALMOST ALL NIGHT HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP TO EAT SO HE DOESNT STARVE!
I LOVE HIM MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY!
HES MY BOY...................AND I LOVE HIM!

DUSTIN EVAN MAYS
1-21-2005
8LBS 2OZ 20IN